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Behind The Boobs: A Jenna Expose!
Written by Jenna Jameson   
Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:04

This is the first blog-type thing for the almighty JJ’S CORNER!!!!!! Basically it’s just a little bit about myself, my boobs and other info that you might not know about me. The main reason I chose to do an article like this is because I couldn’t come up with anything decent and d3v is a bitch when it comes to deadlines. You’ll also find out what other stuff is gonna happen here in the future!

FAQ: OMG ARE YOU RELLY JENNA JAMSON I LOVE YOU?

FRA (Frequently Replied Answer): yeh man suck my tits plz

Real Answer: No I’m not the buxom beauty that you may have seen on the internet, nor am I porn obsessed. My real name is Marc Arena, I’m just about to turn 23 and I still suck at most video games (I’m also known as macr0). Away from CS:S I am just starting out on a career in television and meeting as many ladies as possible. I am currently working for Editel which is a post-production place that does stuff mostly for Channel 7 (Deal or No Deal, The Rich List, etc.). They see me logged into the ohnd forums all the time and think I am a weirdo.

I also get into a bit of djing (mostly underground hip-hop), some beat-making (which I will be sharing with you all!) and all the other crap that people do. Video games is easily my longest-lived hobby. My first gaming experience came at the tender age of 4, when my Dad bought home an Amiga 500 from work. That’s 19 years of playing video games... Damnit. I’m brothers with Damblock who is turning into a bit of a pro at CS:S these days, but he’s a noob and he corrupted our CS files NICE WORK POOFTER.

I never, ever, EVER thought I’d get into competitive gaming like I am at the moment. I have been in ohnd for about 2 years now, having tried to get into the clan for about 6 months before that. Back when ohnd DID NOT let everyone in as they were a very tight bunch of dudes. The first guys to welcome me into the surroundings were Neester and of course The Baptismal Prawn. According to Prawn he wanted me to join cos he always saw me “pwning it up!!” and neester just liked my chest.

Its taken MOST of my time in ohnd to see it develop into a massive community, I wouldn’t even call it a clan, it’s so great cos I really wanted to organise a CS:S bukkake and now it’s possible!!!!!!!! I’m in the syncd division of the clan, because I knew they had big doodles and they are ok at CS:S. It does take a bit of effort to make things run smoothly so unfortunately I can’t get to know everyone in the clan intimately. That’s right, I like to get intimate.

So now that you know more about me, I would like to get to know each of you!!! As part of JJ’s corner I will be conducting interviews so that the whole clan can meet each other through the power of breasts. That, among the other stuff I’ve mentioned plus some crazy surprises, will be what to expect from JJ’s corner. If you have something you’d like to put up here just ask me about it and I’ll make it sexy.


Suck my tits plz,
Jenna Jameson

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