YARR.

News just in: Candyman was turned into Candy “one eye” man last Monday in a freak accident.

Candyman went to play indoor soccer on Monday night, as he always does, where at some point in the game he was hit directly in the eye by the soccer ball.
He had bleeding inside his eye and was taken to hospital where they sent him to a specialist to check for pressure on his retinal nerves.
He was luckily cleared, but is suffering from blurred vision and finds it difficult to walk as he can’t see properly.

Send him all your love people!